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Let’s just hope that the suspension doesn’t destroy the player’s predilection for pranking one another, nor cause long term harm to America’s predilection oeil sainte lucie bracelet homme for pranks. Not that pranks are limited to the United States. iphone 11 case Peoples the world over celebrate pranking one another. There’s even an entire holiday dedicated to pranking people. Its history isn’t exactly clear, although we can all agree on the date of the holiday, but there’s just something magical about being punked, having your heart pounding in your chest, and lumbering around the house nearly naked and dripping wet. As such, we persevere. Heart stopping Terror and Laughter Bind Us Together Such perseverance binds us together, as the terror bracelet homme maille venitienne melts into a shared moment of joyous laughter. That laughter may occur in the form of teasing a coach for ordering scented candles to his hotel room or in the laughter I enjoyed with my youngest daughter a few weeks ago. iphone 11 case bijoux personnalise We arrived at the playground, and the middle daughter and I bounded out of the car. coque samsung The youngest stayed inside the car sobbing, tears streaming down her face. I opened the door, and she bellowed, “You forgot me!” “Honey, you know how to open doors.” “You. bijoux pas cher coque huawei Forgot. coque huawei Me!” I scooped her up, bracelet homme cristal de roche and she buried her teary face in my chest, continuing to sob. Then the tears gave way to bracelet homme esprit guffaws. She looked up at me, smiling, and said, “I got you.” Then we went on to claim the underdog title on the swing set. Golden State should embrace that ethos, especially as Bell’s prank didn’t even come close to , Brazilian elevator apparitions, or Japanese trap doors. By comparison, Bell’s shenanigans were downright anodyne and something that should have been laughed off. coque samsung But apparently if there’s one thing a true warrior can’t handle, it’s aromatherapy. coque huawei We Can Still Be the Champions Despite this setback, the Warriors are sitting atop the Western Conference. They did win the game against the Memphis Grizzlies for which Bell was suspended, but lost their following game against Minnesota Timberwolves. coque iphone (Bell was active for that game, but did not play. Maybe the coaches should have quelle bracelet homme lit that candle, relaxed, and put him on the court.) This isn’t just about Golden State and Bell, though. collier argent This is about what we stand for as a nation, about whether we’ve gotten so soft that we need to replace our benches both courtside and park with fainting couches. As the expression says: as goes the NBA, bracelet homme fête des pères so goes the nation. If there’s one thing we need at the moment, it’s to relax, maybe light some candles, scare the bejesus out of one another, and then share a moment of laughter. 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